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| Rats!! Rush fails to find linguistic flaws in a recent speech by the President | ||
| But wait! Rush and his production staff finally locate one misspoken syllable | ||
| How many times can Rush say "the" in 5 seconds...Ooops, try again! | ||
| Wow! A new record! Try counting the the-the-the-the "the's" | ||
| Rush is the best...'ands down! | ||
| Rush, do you prefer butter or margarine on your baked potatoes? | ||
| Rush has lots of ifs 'n ands, and plenty of "buts" too | ||
| Geesh, Rush is turning into a real "but" head | ||
| After years of practice, Rush debuts his imitation of Porky Pig | ||
| If it wasn't in a "inna"... then what was it in??? | ||
| Let's let Rush try a real tongue twister | ||
| Rush, when you were down and out, did you ever give anyone an IOU? | ||
| Rush brushes up on the word "this" | ||
| Rush gives his audience a sneak preview of lyrics from his new rap album | ||
| Is it "is it" or isn't it? | ||
| Rush Limbaugh...A born "whoooser" | ||
| Rush finally swats that pesky Its-Its Fly | ||
| Rush doesn't understand why we're all laughing | ||
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| So Rush, explain for us, what's in the Bill Of Rights? | ||
| Rush often dazzles his audience with his vast arsenal of colloquialisms | ||
| Rush attempts to explain how he avoided service in the military | ||
| Rush, how do you REALLY feel about the Bill and Hillary Clinton? | ||
| Rush discusses the geo-political economics of the Pacific rim | ||
| Rush, people say your show is redundant...Can you respond to them? | ||
| Rush explains whether or not he "inhaled" | ||
| While in college, was Snerdly a member of the Pink Panthers? | ||
| What was the name of that religious group you joined recently? | ||
| A caller asks if Rush has ever engaged in oral sex | ||
| Rush, would you mind having your oral sex life discussed on the air? | ||
| Rush, in private conversations, how do you characterize Paula Jones? | ||
| Rush articulates his feelings on the Monica Lewinski situation | ||
| What do you mean -- your sex life is none of our business? | ||
| Rush gets tongue-tied attempting to describe a space shuttle lift-off | ||
| Rush handily recites the vowels in the alphabet | ||
| What's the most difficult word for you to enunciate? | ||
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| Rush prepares for the first toke | ||
| Rush thumps in approval | ||
| Does Rush grow his own stash? | ||
| So Rush, how much do you and the gang smoke each year? | ||
| Rush takes another hit of the good stuff | ||
| Rush gets giddy after a couple puffs | ||
| Rush always appreciates a good smoke | ||
| The two toke wonder | ||
| Rush gets shit-faced | ||
| Nice exhale | ||
| It's all over now | ||
| Rush gets a rush | ||
| Rush transforms into a harmless little fuzz ball | ||
| Rush becomes historical | ||
| Rush, rumor has it you've got the best smoke in town...Is this true? | ||
| How high will Rush get? | ||
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| Rush gets pissed at Snerdly for setting up the microphone wrong | ||
| Rush still isn't happy with the set | ||
| Rush gets an electrical shock from bad wiring on the EIB microphone | ||
| The bartender learns Rush never drinks scotch on Mondays | ||
| What does a big fellow like Rush take home for the weekend? | ||
| Rush, don't you think public drunkenness has serious drawbacks? | ||
| Hey Rush, did your body guard take a hike or what? | ||
| Rush slams down a shot of warm Schnapps | ||
| Rush bursts into song after a few adult beverages! | ||
| Rush tries to impress a young barmaid with his Boris Yeltsin routine | ||
| Rush tries to persuade the bartender to extend happy hour | ||
| Rush announces his first "truth" of the day | ||
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| A charter member of the Audubon Society | ||
| Rush, of all the animals you imitate, which do you perform best? | ||
| Rush masterfully imitates a...well,...a Hoot Owl! | ||
| Rush masterfully imitates his favorite little buddy, the Spotted Owl | ||
| Mating call of the Right-Winged Blackbird | ||
| An enviable rendering of the Black-Eared Bushtit | ||
| Yes Rush, that's a real neat Right Winged Blackbird | ||
| A rare performance of the Asian Two Hooter | ||
| A Red-Necked Grebe that just ate a bad mackerel | ||
| The Missouri Chicken Hawk...(always flies away from drafts) | ||
| Wow! Rush does an angry Turkey Vulture fighting for a morsel of road kill | ||
| How does he do it!...A juvenile Yellow-Bellied Flycatcher! | ||
| A marvelously executed Marbled Godwit Sandpiper... | ||
| One of Rush's favorites, the Great Blue Heron! | ||
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| Besides your extraordinary voice, what other acoustic talents do you have? | ||
| Oooops! | ||
| Come on, you can do better than that. | ||
| Boy will be boys | ||
| Rush always tries to blame a fart on someone else | ||
| Whew!...Better light up a fine Cuban cigar | ||
| We believe you! | ||
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| Rush evaluates his appearance | ||
| Is Rush getting a serious case of the blues? | ||
| Let us in on one of your New Years resolutions, Rush | ||
| Rush opens wide for his ear, nose and throat doctor | ||
| Just shut up and say aaaaaahhh for the good doctor! | ||
| Rush and his doctor are determined to locate that frog in his throat! | ||
| Rush confesses that something is desperately wrong | ||
| Rush decides it's time for treatment | ||
| Rush starts to reveal his deepest, darkest medical secrets | ||
| Oh oh, looks like Rush is hyperventilating | ||
| Hmmm, sounds pretty bad | ||
| So how did the doctor characterize your condition, Rush | ||
| What's this rumor about you sleepwalking in the nude? | ||
| Uh oh, that means medication | ||
| ...And what did the good doctor prescribe? | ||
| ...And how does the new therapy make you feel, Rush? | ||
| Rush starts to slow down noticeably as his medication kicks in | ||
| Rush nods off after his medication kicks in | ||
| Is it true your becoming a paranoid recluse Rush? | ||
| Rush divulges a weight loss secret | ||
| Rush prepares to discuss his new all-sardine weight loss program | ||
| What do dittoheads on the all-sardine diet have in common? | ||
| Rush gets pissed at Snerdly for letting one too many liberals on the air | ||
| Rush gets pissed at Snerdly for excessive chatting over the headset | ||
| Snerdly begs for forgiveness | ||
| Banished to the lobby, Snerdly pleads for mercy | ||
| Rush's in-studio handlers attempt to calm him down | ||
| Yep, a lot of those medications have unfortunate side effects | ||
| Did cutting your down on your medication help with your...er, problem? | ||
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| What does the EIB staff think of Rush's prowess with computers? | ||
| Rush, bring us up to speed on global warming | ||
| Rush details the meteorological complexities of global warming | ||
| Rush makes another heady comment about atmospheric conditions | ||
| Rush keeps up with the latest in science...even planetary physics | ||
| Rush explains Kepler's theory of orbital mechanics...as only he can! | ||
| Rush carefully counts his change after Snerdly runs for burgers | ||
| There you go again Rush...Orbital velocity is more like 17,500 mph | ||
| Rush instantly evaluates a communications snag | ||
| Once upon a time, Rush toyed with the idea of going into medicine | ||
| Rush and his crack production staff lampoon the President | ||
| Rush is reminded about talking over the heads of his audience | ||
| So Rush, how did you become the Mr. Wizard of the air waves? | ||
| Rush, tell us how you manage to retain all this scientific minutiae | ||
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| A spasm of the diaphragm... | ||
| ...resulting in a sudden, abortive inhalation... | ||
| ...that is stopped by a... | ||
| ...spasmodic glottal closure. | ||
| Now this is Excellence In Broadcasting! | ||
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| Not too shabby...was that a Limbaugh original? | ||
| Awesome!! | ||
| Perhaps there's a niche in country music... | ||
| Rush recently performed at the Grand Ole Opry! | ||
| Darn, Rush stumbles over the beginning of the Beach Boys'...Barbara Ann | ||
| Rush opens the request line and performs a dittohead favorite! | ||
| Rush dedicates this song to his secret flame...Jane Fonda | ||
| Rush stuns the dittoheads with an Indian rain dance chant! | ||
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| Rush absorbed the local lingo while trekking through the Australian outback! | ||
| Rush often colors his show with a little Yiddish slang | ||
| What was the name of the publication that covered your Bosnian tour? | ||
| Hmmm, I see..Just where is this newspaper located? | ||
| Rush, how do you say "Where are the cigars," in Swahili? | ||
| Rush converses with a caller from Borneo! | ||
| Rush, how do you say, "I just cut a big fart," in Japanese? | ||
| Rush learned the catchy phrase, "Check out that babe!" in Turkish | ||
| "City Slicker" Rush picked up some cowboy lingo at the dude ranch | ||
| Rush engages in small talk with a Somali war lord | ||
| Rush, how do you say, "Where are your new bongos," in Ethiopian? | ||
| In Iraqi, Rush cleverly articulates, "That transvestite has a nice tush." | ||
| By the way Rush, was this transvestite one of those sexy strippers? | ||
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