Welcome to the Rush Limbaugh
Excellence In Babbling Audio Theatre...

REST ROOM WALLS
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Here, on the hallowed walls of the Theatre's rest room,
ditto heads, talk radio junkies, and political animals of
all persuasions have left their profound commentary...the good,
the bad, and the ugly. Rather than paint over this unforeseen
blizzard of graffiti, the staff has opted to ignore
it altogether. Perhaps in time it will become an attraction
of it's own...not unlike a wretched, yet endearing toilet
in the French Quarter of New Orleans.
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"that site is to dam cool!!!!!!!!!!! thanks! I listen to alittle every nite. Haven't gotten to it all yet. way to funny man. you need to be high to really get into it. ha. good job Billy!!!!!!!!"

- Lisa

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"I can't get over all the effort. How do you do that with the sounds? That's really neat stuff. thanks for passing it along to me."

- Anonymous

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"Hi, It's Roz. Just went through most of them. Loved it. I'm giving the address to friends who like him. Ha ha. just to piss them off. keep up the good work it's brilliant"
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"Very cool. Does Rush know about this?"

- ML (Local conservative talk radio host)

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"cute quaint and very liberal my liberated wife will love it. so would the three x's. personally its ok but a shallow left wing attempt at humor though I am not a ditto head but an actual libertarian"

- Dennis

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"IT'S NOT SURPRISING THAT YOUR SITE IS FILLED WITH RUDE PERSONAL ATTACKS, SOUND BITES TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT AND DOCTORED PICTURES. LIBERALS NEVER WANT TO DEBATE THE TRUTH BECAUSE IT IS NOT ON THEIR SIDE. IT IS EASIER TO ATTACK SOMEONE PERSONALLY THAT CONFRONT THE REAL ISSUES. YOUR BOY BILL 'LIAR-LIAR' CLINTON IS NOW FINDING OUT HOW IMPORTANT HONESTY AND INTEGRITY REALLY IS. HE IS NOW PAYING THE PRICE FOR LIES AND SKIRTING THE ISSUES. THE DEMOCRAT PARTY WOULD BE BETTER SERVED IF THEY WOULD BALE OUT ON B.C. AND FOCUS ON SOMEONE WHO IS LESS SCREWED UP."

- CVN

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"take it easy on the crack there bill."

- love, Billy Dee

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"You poor excuses for liberal media. only 3910 "hits" on your website?? whats wrong?? please keep spouting your garbage. oh, by the way, its about time you updated your Rush pictures, you wouldn't want your credibility to sink any lower."

- J. M

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"You need to spend more productive time working on Bro" Clinton!" - Jake

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"Say what you will about Rush, Now, go make fun of your lying cheating P. O. S. President. He has really shamed all of you liberals. I will stick with Rush."

- Linsprtime

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"Get a life!" - Lori

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"I believe I heard a sound clip of basketball jones on Rush's program. Is it possible to get a wav file of basketball jones."

Thank You
- John A.

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"I enjoyed the soundbytes. But for a fellow who spends three hours per day, five days per week talking almost constantly, the flaws are to be expected. They really don't support your contention that this is why his calls are screened so carefully. Rush unable to respond under pressure? I suppose you never saw his appearance on the Phil Donahue shoe many years ago?"

- Mike R

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I think the name of the program should be changed to----

EXCREMENT IN FRAUDCASTING


--AND USE THIS INTRO SONG
{tune of davy crockett}

Mush---Mush Lamebrain--king of the Crocketeers
Hasnt had an original thought since he was born--
back in Missouri in a field of cornnnnnnnnn--
Says he'll fight a Liberal half his brain behind his back
Well I guess he'll have to cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
He's sittin on the other half--
Mush--Mush Lamebrain--king of the Crocketeers


and The American Spectator should be

"The American Dictator"

- thnx for your time G


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"Awesome - I laughed so hard I cried. Keep sticking it to the insane fat fuck."

- MessierCat

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Howdy! Man, I *LOVE* your "babbling Rush" page!!! Please, don't stop, keep 'em coming! (You should get with "Bartcop", the two of you would be excellent, together!)

- M.M.

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"Hi, funny site! I don't always agree with him, but, remember. . . Rush is Right!~!"

- kEN

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"really cool (KEWL) page, i listened to them all. I listen to Rush all the time too....you had some funny outakes that really sound funny taken out of context like that...Your poking fun at rush,of course, but anyone knows you can do that with anything taken out of context, laverne and Shirely, news broadcasts, the constitution, whatever. I agree with about 80% of Rush's stuff, and am Republican and all, how about you?

Any way, funny page...for us Rush fans we really get a laugh, especially when we recognize the show you got the clip from."

- garymarc

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"Man, I was surfing today for hours and I spent like an hour on your rush page. God that stuff is so funny. Those photos of rush when he was fat almost knocked me over with laughter. It's just so crazy. you must be crazy cause only a crazy person could possess such a talent for making people laugh. I just wanted to tell you that's some funny stuff. I don't even know what he talks about on the radio, but I'm pretty sure you don't either."

peace - D.I.

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"Excellent! Your audio website is one of the best I have seen. Gosh! I have been watching (rather hearing!) this fat slob get away with anything on the radio. This gives him a taste of his own and boy! is it good! Keep it up."

- Narayan

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You are absolutely correct, Sir!! Does that sound familiar??! To hear him suck up to his listeners is absolutely mind-numbing - right? "But, seriously folks, your brains are full of mush!! I am here to attempt to mold your minds of mush into something that can actually think for itself!" However strange this may sound to you, Rush is right - most people don't know how to think for themselves. This is likely a product of years of "training" in public schools by Liberal educators. So, it's not even remotely funny that someone (you!) would stoop to try to belittle such a brave man, as Rush Limbaugh truly is. You are so afraid of him that you humanize him!! Your strategy is incorrect - why don't you try picking on the Pope after he stumbles or mumbles or mocking George Washington's wooden teeth? What a joke you turned out to be. If you didn't have Rush in your site's name, nothing you could ever do would cause the dumbest search engine to find you. Thanks for nothing. Now I will go on searching for Rush Live on RealAudio...I only hope that my search is successful. In that way, there will be some solace for me now that I have had to cross the path of your inane site.

- George

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"Greetings! As a kinda- dittohead, I was a bit wary to visit here. is this another trash stop in Ee-eye-Bubbaland? Or just a satire of the guy we wish we were, and can't wait to dispose?

The wave files were a riot! I usually commit the sacrilege of laughing when his speech bottlenecks, (usually in my car). thanks for the trip into this deity's life. I can now come out of the closet, and know that I can stutter wif the best of them." (grinning)

- Tom P

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"I haven't had this much fun in a long time. Great page, I'm going to plug it in my little newsletter.

Have you ever heard of Rush Limba - Lying, Nazi Whore?

You have earned a FREE subscription. Or are you already a subscriber? You're in Volume 127, which is coming out maybe tomorrow."

Great job, - BartCop

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"Thanks for your page. Very funny, and well done. The only suggestion I would make is that you cut your wavs a bit longer. Many are dependent on your print set up to fulfill the gag, whereas most of these, if they played a bit longer, would be funny sans the print set up. The print is funny, but you have to make a choice. If you cut less of the wav and allow the idiotic moment to be set up by fat boy, the end result will be greatly enhanced. I know this may be a matter of space, but a few seconds before the gaffe,resulting in a much bigger laugh, is worth sacrificing a few wavs. Now this may sound like a knock, but it's really a kiss. Your very close to having the funniest page on the web. And if you dismiss everything I've said, I still thank you warmly for your work."

- Best, Bob

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"Hello, Sorry to bother you, but i'm a little confused, when this whole Lewinsky thing broke I thought Rush would be crying everywhere - Crossfire, Inside Politics, Hannity & Colmes, and every news station possible but I have'nt even seen him on TV. Did he die or something? Is he delivering his crappy gibberish to a isolated area? It just seems like he vanished, where is he? Nice site by the way...can't wait for the "Callers from Hell" segment!"

Casey

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"Thank you thank you
thank you!

- Mary T.

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"You are just mad as Hell that you got stuck with that lying jerk in the White House!!!!!!!!! Yea go ahead and vote Democratic.It's easier than thinking!!!!!!!!!"

- stormie2

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"How typical of you to make fun of a speech impediment. Have you read the Star Report? Make fun of "Sick Willie" addiction to perverted sex. At least you are listening to every word that Rush says to find the "mistakes" that he makes. Now compare them with the "mistakes" that Bill makes. Hmmmmm, Sure makes you and him look bad. Maybe that is why you distorted the photo of Rush to "make "him look bad. It's not really the same thing, now is it? Sorry you have such a sleazy hero."

- Linsprtime

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"Great website! Keep up the uh, uh, uh, if, if, if, but, but, but work!"

- David

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"Kind of reminds me of Hal Gurnee's Network Time Killers. A for effort ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ for content."

- Kamandi

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"There was an instrumental used to have in the late 1950's. I never heard it on radio but I had it on 45 rpm record. It had a yellow label like Epic Records or Sun. It was called "RUSH ME" by The Big Beats. It's similar to Rush's present theme song but a little faster. It had a nice saxophone solo and a piano solo, and it changed beat. I'd say there were 2 sax's, a drummer, piano, electric guitar, and a bass. It would compliment the other tune."

- Thomas C

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"Your input is the biggest pile of garbage I have yet to find on the internet. Congratulations on being the winner of the 'wilted lettuce' award."

- MRBRBB

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"well I used to be a democrat then I got a job and quit supporting LIARS and imbeciles like yourself"

- stormie2

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"Come on . If you put THAT much time and work (OBVIOUSLY you did!) into something, why be so repetitive? Why be so repetitive? Why be so repetitve? Why be so repetitve?"

- Kamandi

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"Liberals wouldn't know the truth if it jumped up and bit them on the ass"

- stormie2

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"Well he has a hard job trying to be interesting 3 hours a day with only the prez as a comedy writer.Trust me . Being funny is not as easy as it sometimes comes off looking. Admirable effort on your part , though."

- Claude

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"Thanks for the great sound bytes.....if you ever expand to literary sections let me know. I wrote a piece called "Dottoes interviews Rush" where I used his own very funny interview style when he "interviewed" JFK and made him sound heavily conservative.

I used Rush's books and made him a "flaming liberal".

- Dottoes.

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"All I can glean from this web site is your concentration on "out of context blurbation bytes." I realize blurbation is not a word but this is not a web site of substance so what the hey?"

- Lea

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"Who are your friends who listen to this garbage, 7 or 9 year olds. Grow up!"

- Dale

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"You won't find a more dedicated Rush fan than me, but you really made me chuckle. (This is the 1st time I heard web-sounds on my new home Mac)."

- Rronald

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"madam, please be aware that it appears you yourselves suffer the same maladies as does Rush for you repeat the word "are" in your copy below the nug cuts...heads up out there.."

- jed

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"Great Site Good to see someone else that can see right through someone as transparent as Rush. My problem is that I just don't see how educated people can actually love him, or so they say! Anyhow great and funny site"

- Thanks, Luther

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"Rush knows more and represents what is right for this country that you will never be!!"

- R. W.

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Thanks for the fun with "Old Know IT All". I have tied some of your "Babbling" together to create that below. Hope you enjoy it... J. Paradise Ca

Talent on Loan from GOD.wav  157K

Pearls of Wisdom.wav  71K
Skull full of Mush.wav  445K
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Hi, I hope you don't mind, but I played around with some of your clips!
Peter R. Oxley
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falldown.wav  77K
highiq.wav  214K
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