| Breaking News! |
"It is truly an amazing age in which we live. Not long ago, only the
cleverest of our darkest, most secretive government spy agencies
were capable of intercepting an encrypted telephone conversation without
detection. Later, this technology was handed down to federal policing
organizations who hoped to infiltrate drug cartels, communist sympathizers
and terrorist groups. Not surprisingly, this eavesdropping recipe was heisted
by hackers, and a new breed of investigative reporter was born!…And they do
it for a price.
"From this shadowy underground of nefarious newsmaking comes a scoop that will
make the Drudge Report drool! Recently, Administrators at the Rush Limbaugh
Excellence In Babbling Audio Theatre were informed by a reliable source
that the hungriest and most savvy of these sleuths had penetrated the
digital communications of a major television network!
"It was only through an anonymous, generous Hollywood benefactor that the
Excellence In Babbling staff was able to purchase an
Internet first…The raw, unedited "tell all" one-on-one interview
with a modern radio icon, Rush Limbaugh!
"Who in their wildest dreams could have imagined Rush Limbaugh would submit
to a probing, controversial interrogation by a bitter enemy…a smooth talking
cable TV adversary, a man Rush hisses at nightly while firmly ensconced
on his EIB couch…
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...