"It is truly an amazing age in which we live. Not long ago, only the
cleverest of our darkest, most secretive government spy agencies
were capable of intercepting an encrypted telephone conversation without
detection. Later, this technology was handed down to federal policing
organizations who hoped to infiltrate drug cartels, communist sympathizers
and terrorist groups. Not surprisingly, this eavesdropping recipe was heisted
by hackers, and a new breed of investigative reporter was born!…And they do
it for a price.
"From this shadowy underground of nefarious newsmaking comes a scoop that will make the Drudge Report drool! Recently, Administrators at the Rush Limbaugh Excellence In Babbling Audio Theatre were informed by a reliable source that the hungriest and most savvy of these sleuths had penetrated the digital communications of a major television network!
"It was only through an anonymous, generous Hollywood benefactor that the Excellence In Babbling staff was able to purchase an Internet first…The raw, unedited "tell all" one-on-one interview with a modern radio icon, Rush Limbaugh!
"Who in their wildest dreams could have imagined Rush Limbaugh would submit to a probing, controversial interrogation by a bitter enemy…a smooth talking cable TV adversary, a man Rush hisses at nightly while firmly ensconced on his EIB couch…
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...