How to Spot a Republican Homosexual
Ever wonder why those smarmy, odd, right-wingers give you the creeps? As though you are being confronted by the haunting grin of a pedophile priest?A few years back, nymag.com ran an interesting story entitled The Science of Gaydar.
It is now probable you can spot a homosexual man by the direction of his hair whorl. This image, courtesy of nymag.com
depicts how gay men are more likely to have a counterclockwise hair whorl. Straight
men are conversely more likely to have a clockwise hair whorl.
Also in the story, "gay men and lesbians have about a 50 percent greater chance of being left-handed or ambidextrous than straight men or women."
Hmmm...
Now this is where it
gets interesting. It seems homosexual men tend to have index
fingers longer than their ring fingers.
The image to the right and story is from Finger length and DIGIT RATIO hand news!
Son of a gun. This was worth investigating. An internet hunt for images of prominent republicans with an index finger length indicating a genetic probabilty of homosexuality. It can't get any easier than this. Our research has another two dozen likely candidates for this page, but the hands position and camera angles aren't the best.
What the heck. Release the hounds!
Paul Wolfowitz |
Armstrong Williams |
Bobby Jindal |
John Bolton |
Goerge Allen |
Mike Huckabee |
Samuel Alito |
William Kristol |
Marco Rubio |
Mike Pence |
Orel Roberts |
Richard Perle |
Ralph Reed |
"My index finger is what?" Carl Rove |
Paul Ryan |
Ted Haggard |
Stephen Hadley |
"This is what a REAL man's hand looks like!" John Cena |
And the most goo goo, wide eyed, genetic weirdo we could find is...
Florida Governor Rick Scott